Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, while I was trying to put my high fluoride toothpaste on my toothbrush, I miscalculated the pressure and ended up squirting a massive glob all over the bathroom cabinet and a rug that was on the floor. My stepmom says if we can't get the bleach stain out of the brown rug, I'm going to have to replace it. FML
Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
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CoolBroStory 7
Irony at its finest.
badbadkitty 5
Could it be that now that spot is actually just cleaner than the rest of the couch now?
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Comments (127)
GaleIsHawt 5
Well duh! Everyone knows stain remover actually causes stains. Dont they?
FucksIdntgive 0
Dirty ass couch
BMC1999 0
True dat
Hiphuray4peas 27
That's why most stain removers tell you to test a patch in a non-visible area. Duh.
sammis 0
That's why most stain removers tell you to test it on a small area first... But that is pretty ironic, sorry OP. At least you tried.
Megan98 18
Remove it with stain remover! Oh wait....... Nevermind.
taconinja17 0
Stainception!!!! but that blows:P
Jumpingmal2 7
Easy solution, just douse the rest of the coach in stain remover so it all looks the same
quontag 15
Wait, if the stain was larger how could it be in the same place? Wouldn't it be in a bigger area?
Unbweavable 17
Are you sure that spot isn't just clean now?
uumlaut_strohson 3
I don't care how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts it's funny!