Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, while I was trying to put my high fluoride toothpaste on my toothbrush, I miscalculated the pressure and ended up squirting a massive glob all over the bathroom cabinet and a rug that was on the floor. My stepmom says if we can't get the bleach stain out of the brown rug, I'm going to have to replace it. FML
Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
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CoolBroStory 7
Irony at its finest.
badbadkitty 5
Could it be that now that spot is actually just cleaner than the rest of the couch now?
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Comments (127)
hqbrat 8
No no, that's what your sofa originally looked like this means you have to douse the rest of the sofa to get its original look
hecallsmedarlin 7
Better get to the store and stock up on stain remover, now you can just empty the rest of the bottles over the entire sofa. Couch now has no stains, problem solved! :)
lonkite101 14
That would be an oily and sticky situation.....
bethanyjk 0
flip it!
SuperKnuckels 6
shoulda just put newspaper on it and bail lol.
Keliosan 6
You, sir, need to make a line of tee shirts. Couch pattern tee shirts.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Stress reducing candles burning down your house?
HMarchr 7
I'm surprised nobody has asked the question: why the heck were you eating over the sofa?
Michael_92 20
Why can't you? I do all the time.
GhettoMuzick 0
A lot of people eat in their living rooms on their couch though?
jwebster 8
That happened to me. My upholstery shampooer died mid shampoo and now my sofa is several different colors.
StanSmith_fml 9
Are you mentally disabled? I eat on my couch all the time...
HMarchr 7
Nope, my mental capacity is quite healthy. I just think that if you're not going to take care of your furniture, you don't have much room to complain when the foreseeable happens.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Ohhh the irony
perdix 31
Well, then you need Stain Remover Stain Stain Remover. It just so happens I have one small bottle left. The price is $4.95, shipping and handling, $8,000.