Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (333)
Don_fml 0
This is fake.
nanoflacka 0
Sue him
ryansims 0
you can fight that just get his video patrol video and plus he hit u in the rear so it's his fault anyway you win the case in court
Caporegime1984 1
Legally speaking, you can be held accountable if a police officer slams into you. Its one of those little nifty things they hide into laws nobody has heard about. The same thing happened to someone I know once, the Judge threw out the ticket and points but noted that the police officer couldn't be held accountable due to the same law. It's never, legally, an officer's fault if he's uniformed, in his patrol car, and on duty. It isn't fair, it's just there so that, say, there's a high speed chase and a few cars get whacked in the process, the police department doesn't have to pay for them. The ticket you got is bullshit though, as that's a bullshit charge, and will get thrown out in court. Also, if you have decent insurance and your car isn't totaled you'll probably have the repairs covered by the insurance company. If you have shitty coverage, sucks for you, drive a sturdier car :P FYL and Good luck!
mirkapepp 0
Power to the people!
rustyrox 0
Haha he panicked! Sue!!
romeovilleanyone 0
So where do we meet you? trip to vegas sounds fun? i hear the tune.. money money money money.... MONEY! haha
SookMauNoots 0
i rammed the op behind
iplayrugby18 11
get a lawyer and take him to court...if he was following proper driving protocol he shouldve been two car lengths behind you if it was clear weather or double that if the roads or wet or other bad conditions. regardless if he hit you from behind it's not your fault. take the cop to court...what he did is not legal.
1200793853 0
He's a cop. Taking him to court is probably a bad idea. Not to mention, he probably would have 'no faulted' the accident if you weren't being an asshole to him. I am assuming you were being an asshole. if you really want to get back at him, don't take him to court. Having something like that going public will do more harm then good no matter the outcome. What you do is notify his supervisor or chief. They'll determine whether or not who has been wronged. Chief's aren't the type of people who let their officers slide with something that stupid, the only thing is it's a judgement call. If it happens you were being a dick, the chief will politely tell you to **** off