Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
atomicmrpelly 2
Urggghhh it's because of twats like you that I have to pay through the roof for insurance! GETALIFE! Racing is not cool, it's dangerous! TWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWAT!
Drakesinmoue 0
lol....
Countryboy11 0
Why wouldn't you let another car pass you could cause an accident by speeding up.
screampillow 0
Thanks, #110! I get frustrated when I'm even on the highway on cruise control and try to pass someone, and they speed up! It's ridiculous. They think I'm personally insulting them or something. #165 is correct.
FYL6 0
Why WOULDN'T you let them pass you? Dick.
TotallyAwesome 0
Why do people speed up when someone is trying to pass them? It's ******* illegal for one, and hey, maybe that person is in a ******* HURRY? "Look at that ******** who's late to work because he had to take his girlfriend to the hospital because she almost died! I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM PASS! HAHAHAHA!" (Made up, but entirely plausible situation) LET PEOPLE ******* PASS YOU!
licwid 0
Your a moron. There are people who will kill or severely injure you for that, just let those who drive faster get by, or you'll soon find out the hard way its really not worth it to be an ass.
phatdaddy 0
A few years ago, a good friend of mine was passing a dickwad like you, but couldn't get over in time before ANOTHER dickwad like you decided to make a right turn head-on into my friend without looking. He can walk now. Barely. YDI and I hope you get your license revoked.
Bullshet 0
I really hate drivers like you. One of these days you'll end up in a high speed accident because you're ego is too inflated. Let people pass!
BooJeanIsIt 0
you are so ******* stupid