Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, despite checking, double-checking, and triple-checking before we sent them to every member of our friends and family, some who live in foreign countries, our wedding invitations somehow had not one, but two spelling mistakes. They misspelled my surname and the address of the church. FML
Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
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Top comments
fuckmylife518 15
Well at least you know people will be calling to congratulate you now.
tanekdrachonae 19
Simple fix, phone calls. My wife did the same thing.
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Comments (56)
perdix 31
Freud would say that you didn't forget -- you privately don't want the wedding to ever occur. Hopefully, you'll seek psychoanalysis before you make the effort to continue your charade.
jessBeAqueen 13
The jig is up!
expertsmilee 26
This actually made me laugh a little, kudos.
rosha267 21
That's actually ok incase of any last minute changes you might have to make. My sister changed her date three times
perdix 31
#13, and how often did she change the groom?
rosha267 21
Just once but it was after the wedding
perdix 31
#30, good answer, GOOD Answer! Survey said . . . ?!?!?!
scottyspot 11
Maybe call or email all of them with the date.
notjanedoe 27
That's such a rookie mistake to make, obviously this is your first wedding, noob.
olpally 33
I bet that celebratory dance ended really quick... Haha, but yeah, email everyone or do something. Congrats on your upcoming marriage! :)
Damian95 16
Celebratory jigs usually wind up biting people in the ass.
Xotoolyxo 16
Aw you're probably already stressed out over it, eat some chocolate and wait for people to contact you (;
nancem 7
YDI- it's called proofread. If you made them yourself you should have got your fiancé to check it over. If someone else made them they should have checked it, but before you pay them you double check them.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
A few phone calls and emails will fix the problem. Don't stress too much about it.
tinysocks 11
If it makes you feel any better, I spelled marriage wrong on ours...no one ever got them, I was too embarrassed!
pinknicki87 5
The street name was spelled wrong on ours. People still figured it out. I'm sure your guests will too.