Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
fmElle 0
wow talk about over reacting
nitrogirl 0
did they pay you??
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Comments (76)
lilsmartie 0
wow really how do u do that ??? the house should be lik rite there!!
captainPIRATEche 0
aha fail
Brittney_E 0
epic fail!
king_jules 0
Hahaha Damn. chop your head off
HappyPickles 11
What's so bad about that? Some **** stars have really attractive names. Which would you rather be? Amber or Maude? Akira or Gertrude?
baybegurl 0
hahah whatta fail OP!!
Uranus_fml 0
60 Green is my favorite MandM. Seriously OP how do you do that.
bibobobonnor 8
so many people on here are so immature about the word bushes, when he obviously meant the plant
pokadottz 0
#51 hahahahahhah nicee
TheEpicPies 15
Aha I would be thankful!