It wasn't me

What the **** does pubic hair have to do with finding weed? Do people have green pubic hair? Do they leave it out in little baggies?! I'm so confused!

Typical dumb Americans!

Could have have been worse

Of course, I hid it, now it's mine

#6- I think they were looking for your house.

I would hope officers would be respectfull and help OP cover up.

Iirc, they dont have to, and usually dont.

I am pretty sure they would replace the door for someone who was innocent, considering it was their error.

I do believe OP can sue them for the price to fix the door.

Yes OP! Please tell us that you broke the law and weren't found out! That would just make our day.

There's nothing wrong with weed if you don't overdo it and it definitley helps more than hurts plus its getting legalized in more places. So there's no need to make a big deal out of it and there are definitely more serious laws that people break so I don't think having a bit of weed at home is a huge deal.

If it grows from the ground, its probably ok.

Chances are, if they're breaking the door down, they're not doing that for a small stash. They're looking for someone growing with the intent to distribute. Like a house full of weed.

I have no problem with weed itself, but the fact of the matter is that its still illegal. And again, though I have nothing against weed specifically, I have to contest with something: Poison Ivy and Oak grow out of thr ground, are they good for you? Tobacco grows out of the ground, is tobacco harmless? Not everything green and leafy is immediately A OK.

I didn't say it was ok but all those plants can be used for good aswell and as for weed like OP said they got the wrong house so if there is a stash its a small one and that's fine

Poison Ivy grows from the ground I guess thats good too!

I totally just said ap-pot-lling a few times out loud. I like it!

Sorry, but you tried a little to hard there......yeah.

That's the blatantly obvious point of doing so, like saying something is so ugly it's cute. Don't pun-alize him for having pun in such an obviously pun-tastic way, don't pun-der on that too pun-derly much.

In aberdeen uk, the police recently laid siege to an empty house. So this doesn't surprise me.

I live on 41st Terrace. My own mailman, that delivers my numerous bills, keeps sending my mail to "Street". He sees the "st" after 41 and does understand that's how it's written. :P ***41st Street and I are now buddies and brings me my miss mailed mail. (:

Yes, writing a couple numbers is apparently very hard to do! All the girls that didn't call me back due to accidentally given wrong numbers taught me that!

39- sounds like the beginning of romance novel.

Plus, I've seen plenty of neighborhoods that had similar sounding street names in within a mile of each other. Like Maple St, Maple Road, Maple Circle, etc... Not hard to imagine the same house number occurring in different places.

If you shit in the shower, then you've got bigger problems than just being really unoriginal.

How does that awful pun even apply to this situation? ._.

No one held a gun to your head... Wait? Someone actually did?! Well you better hope one of your neighbors has a weed farm and the cops get your addresses mixed up.

Has anyone considered this might not be meant as a pun?

I don't think police officers in England even carry guns.

I don't think police officers in England even carry guns.

@73 You're right. No guns, they just carry around sonic screwdrivers.

It is considered a "pun" 71. Except that it's just about the most overused pun on here, and it didn't even apply to this FML in the first place.

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