Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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fmElle 0
wow talk about over reacting
nitrogirl 0
did they pay you??
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Comments (76)
xMeAtHaMmEr 0
wow
LookinLikeDrake 0
That sucks, I guess you should pay more attention to what your doing
LookinLikeDrake 0
you're*
Jimboom 12
So you were doing a job for some people on the same street where you live and you couldn't even remember where they live? I hope the police set the dogs on you for your stupidity.
Jimmy_Jim 0
Yeah so right !
Jimmy_Jim 0
POLICE HELP POLICE HELP ME I'M TOO IDIOT
BlackBarbie22 0
Well you must not have done a nice job.... if you were to have trim them well they might have been more receptive to it.
perdix 31
The police should have arrested the neighbors for having wild, unkempt bush. It is so unattractive and an eyesore. Don't they have a city ordinance that bushes must be trimmed, if not completely shaven?
timethyfx 0
I agree, they should.
lickmyjock 0
u do a pretty good job of hiding if this is supposed to be funny or not. kudos. considering this is perdix I'd wager he's making a sexual funny.
codgod93 0
He was definitely making it sexually funny and it was rather funny.
perdix 31
Well, LMJ, you'd win your wager, but it would have to be a total FML n00b who would make such a bet with you ;)
roflinyourwaffle 0
i've heard you can use wax or even duct tape to rid yourself of any unwanted shrubs. confirm/deny.
eyemaloozer 0
so you're telling me the police department is so slow in that town that you were able to complete the entire job before they showed up? you should move
anorexicbarbie 8
26 - You're retarded.
blahzz 4
Lol. Hilarious. "Mom, some dude's trimming our bushes" "Well then go make the man a sammich"
polopony 0
"today some dumbass kid from down the street hacked the crap out of our new boxwoods and then wanted to get paid for it" fml
oldwidow69 0
this chik is retarded