Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML
Today, my dad went to the doctor to find out if he is autistic. When we walked in, the doctor asked why he wasn't testing if he was diabetic, effectively calling my dad fat. My dad was deeply offended, so I gave that jackass doctor an earful. But as it turns out, he was correct. My dad does have diabetes. FML
Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
Today, after finding out that my mom is diabetic last year in November, this July a good friend of mine died from diabetes. I also found out that my dad is diabetic, as well as my grandma. It would appear that Wilford Brimley hates my guts. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, my granddaddy called me with the sole purpose of letting me know that I’ve gotten so fat, he doesn’t even recognize me anymore. I’ve been silently suffering with a health condition that causes major weight gain. FML
Today, like every other month, I accompanied my paternal grandfather to visit his doctor who's as old as he is, and whom I never spoke to ever. As I waited outside, for the first time ever, grandpa had me come in to meet his doctor. The very moment I stepped into his office, he greeted me with a, "He's obese!" FML
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
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idkxd13 0
Awwww does he even know what diabetes is?
shananigans 0
Probably just slipped out out of habit. When one of my friends is down we always suggest going out to get ice cream. Either that or he doesn't really understand what diabetes is.
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Comments (185)
mkivsuptt 0
YDI for being a fat ass.
diabeticgurl 0
******* idiot, being diabetic doesn't mean that your allergic to sugar or anything. You could have given yourself an extra shot.
Skyes_Sky 0
Okay, so firstly, i'm a diabetic and you can eat ice cream. okay so grow a pair and suck it up. it's nt the end of the world. this doesn't belong on FML okay? s eat the ******* ice cream. it's not the end of the world. goodness sakes.
roflmaoshicopter 0
YDI for having diabetes.
skataboi76 0
he probably just didn't know what diabetes. back in the old days they had another word for that. I don't remeber what it is but we learned it in school today.
SomeRandomGuy18 0
Marijuana will cheer you up. Get some of that.
emikinz 0
LMFAAAO ! ahahahaha . awe, he probably didn't mean that.
19fml18 0
YDI. You're fat.
JohnnyTheFox 0
LOL your grandpa is awesome.
MeekMeek 2
I have diabetes..... I must admit it ******* sucks, but just like the other person said you can still eat ice cream