Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
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Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, I bought noise-canceling headphones because my neighbors are loud. The first night I wore them, I completely missed the sound of my smoke alarm battery dying. Instead of hearing a faint beep every minute, I woke up to six missed calls from my roommate asking why I wasn't answering. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
I suggest calling the police for disturbing the peace and noise pollution.
Jimster1712 0
An inconsiderate scum bucket? That otta be the bext swear wor ever invented
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Comments (90)
xbrit551 13
Call them an inconsiderate scum bucket.
woopdattrick 5
"Inconsiderate scum bucket" Sounds like a insult you'd hear from Spongebob.
animalover721 3
Are your neighbors deaf? Are you catching it too? Lol
TylerOMFG 7
Well, if anyone says you deserve it, they can go **** themselves.
DelphiCat 17
have you actually tried asking them to be quiet? I have a deep hatred for people who think just because they went to bed at 11 its OK to set an alarm that wakes everybody else up too. If you asked them to keep it down, then its clearly not your fault, and they're complete dicks. But if you didn't, well then YDI.
Jasonf6 0
Call the by-law police as that is totally against the law.
cheefer 0
Considering they are in Iran, you could probably own their virgin daughter and behead the head of the house hold. Not to mention a new camel...
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
35 - Would serve those asshole neighbors right!! >:D
maphineRAWRS 10
Leave the alarm running longer... haha
chosha_fml 27
So tell them that.
polkadot88 0
I hate when people think they are the only ones that matter in the world :/
cheefer 0
Oh man, the US is so going to invade Iran after this. You just don't **** around like this and get away with it.