Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, I bought noise-canceling headphones because my neighbors are loud. The first night I wore them, I completely missed the sound of my smoke alarm battery dying. Instead of hearing a faint beep every minute, I woke up to six missed calls from my roommate asking why I wasn't answering. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
I suggest calling the police for disturbing the peace and noise pollution.
Jimster1712 0
An inconsiderate scum bucket? That otta be the bext swear wor ever invented
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Comments (90)
nvo 6
Do y'all sleep with your windows open? It can't be THAT bad through walls alone...
snoopyF 9
Im sorry but i completely sympathise with OP here. I have similar neighbours and through the wall I can hear every word clear as a bell from their television
KnucklesDeep 5
Find your backbone and complain to whoever you need to to get them to turn the TV down.
majorasshole 4
File a noise complaint.
jaminjames 0
This is war. A war of sound. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
brina53 4
this is y we have land lords, so they can do the dirty work for us... ie, giving ur neighbors a warning about their noise pollution!
wittygirl 8
Hey they started it they deserve the alarm noise
hateevryone 15
you should've called them a inconsiderate dirtbag
Eiregal2 10
Oh god I know how you feel! My mum is deaf in one ear so while trying sleep I need earplugs to block out the full volume tv. Then the house facing my bedroom window has a security light that will go off if a leaf passes it, so have to have a sleep mask :-[
hauntslider 0
Next time they leave their tv on call them an inconsiderate scum bucket. Karmas a bitch, they are hypocrites
jk4life 1
Poop in a bag put it on their doorstep light it on fire ring the door bell and hurry into your apartment
iBiteRoses 22
LOL because if you crap on someone's porch enough then it'll make them move somewhere else right?