Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, my neighbour called to say a crazy drunk man was breaking into my house. Thankfully, the police were already there, questioning me about “attempted unlawful entry” into my own house. My keys had been taken from a friend so I wouldn’t drive. It's 1°C and I still haven’t gotten inside. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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MubeenMV3 5
Ohh sht, the first sentence of this FML is so misleading lmao
babybebop2 4
Ha I started reading like "you deserved it" then Im like oh no that sucks
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Comments (151)
DontForgetMe4 0
This has been favorited!
Pelreskovich 11
Comes with the profession, people will report you, especially if your on call vehicle doesn't have proper labeling saying you're a locksmith.
ilovefall10 21
At first I was like , "Whoa, why are you confessing to that dude?!" But then I read you were a locksmith and I was like "Ooohh!" Either way, sorry to hear about that. This seems to happen to a lot of people on FML .
pdesi10 0
**** the police
drawmesunshine 17
**** you.
beccalyn244 4
Noo **** you
jovan1281 0
That's crazy
Boston_4_Life 3
Ohhhh sorry OP
xknightlightx 2
Maybe the next time they see you, they might be nicer to u
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I wouldn't be surprised if the homeowner were with them and it didn't help. Let us be honest if you are locked out of your house it's not like you are likely to have access to your deed, mortgage, bills, whatever. Plus most people don't just carry their wallets around their house so they probably didn't have their ID. So it would come down to are they really a locksmith and the owner of the house?, or are they just two people trying to robs this place with a clever lie? Before anyone says they could get the neighbors to verify, not everyone knows all their neighbors. The helpful ones may not have been home.
3ph600v 15
I had my mouse over the "You deserved it" button before I read the rest
ibhim 0
In what state do they run your social? And not you DL?