Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
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Top comments
ptrek85 0
Really? Are you that stupid? YDI
ariaofdoom 16
Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?
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Comments (410)
IMRICKY 0
maybe he to was a fake undercover cop :D
eric237 0
prob fake.. some douche has this same msg on his facebook status.. i believe he would do something like this cuz he is really really stupid.
NoSuchLuck 0
Fake.
omgitsseejay 0
wow, get an xbox
THIS_FML_SUCKS 0
He did this cuz he has no loving at home so jail is the only place where he can enjoy being butt raped to the extreme. Oh and btw, FAKE!!!
eternalaphrodite 0
You are an idiot for doing this, as you can go to jail for impersonating a police officer. #234 - you have no idea what you are talking about. A felony charge will not, in itself, make a judge deny bail. People charged with felonies get released on bail all the time. Also, when bail is denied it is generally NOT because the individual is seen as a threat to society (not all felonies are dangerous). It's generally because the person is viewed as a flight risk. Please never speak about the law or the courts again.
Hard_Echoes 0
thats a YDI if i ever saw it
Paralex 0
Where do you find the time? Get a job or a girlfriend.
yourpathetic 0
#243 Stop watching Court shows and CSI shit cause because they do it on tv doesnt mean its how it works in real life. Not all felonies are dangerous? If they're not dangerous why are they felonies? Selling drugs is dangerous someone can die from it. Murder, Rape, Sexual Assault, Robbery, Car jacking etc etc. Your a dumbass dude, straight forward. In real life, Unless your state is full of white trash idiots that is passed off for the justice system. Your full of shit. Only felonies that someone can be thought of for bail is white color bullshit. Ya they will let people go who are accused of rape, murder all that shit, who knew they wont dangerous to society? Dumb bastard. Dont talk again until you stop watching CSI bullshit and other court shows. You have to have an understand of the court system before u can act like you know anything of it ;)
lillyass 0
#215 is right. You can buy an ex cop car with the wigwags still in it. You can use them if you are stuck or in need of assistance. You just can't be moving with them on.