Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
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magoo16 6
I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
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un_nomable 6
hang it on the fridge :3
Zmeilerr 22
Cue the "fatty" comments.
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Comments (94)
iluvfmls456 0
dang. why is everybody so mean? I definitely lol'd at this but I feel sorry for you op
Troll1 0
don't. she's fat.
howslife123 0
youre cudding me. moove ur lard over to the gym and hoovever called you fat is udderly rude and have made a big misteak, but beefing about it doesn't help. go make a vegetarian friend and don't go near any leather factorys or farms. COWBELLS!!!
0opsie 6
Maybe she overheard her parents call you a fat cow behind your back.
doinurmom82 0
loose some weight
Juliaa15 6
How loose is it? Mine, personally, is skin tight. No room to grow, ya know. Typical.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, I had a kid draw me as a train last weekend. Kids draw what they like and let their imaginations fill in the details. Or you're a fat cow. Pick whichever option you think fits best.
jayfish7 0
win!
ItsEdible 0
YDI for putting yourself down like that. You could've at least denied it a little or told that kid that that wasn't a nice thing to do.
ItsEdible 0
YDI for putting yourself down like that. You could've at least denied it a little or told that kid that that wasn't a nice thing to do.
Themuffinman728 0
That's hot.
underpaid011 0
best comment EVER!! Hats off to you good sir.