Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
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magoo16 6
I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
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un_nomable 6
hang it on the fridge :3
Zmeilerr 22
Cue the "fatty" comments.
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Comments (94)
duravian 1
women are such drama queens... you don't look like a cow -.-
bob90079 0
then I guess you are a fat cow just like the rest of America.
dragster_fml 0
i saw this somewhere before. FAKE
Offensive_fml 4
If you say that you look like a cow, people will agree... after all, you defined yourself, no?
ColdGold 6
You're nice.
meeba 2
well women and cows both make milk :)
sxyKarri_94 0
Drunks and children speak the truth… must suck to be you
zoogoesrawr 0
Well cows are rarely portrayed as skinny. Adding "fat" to the mix only insults the cow.
skulluks 0
spots and all?
steezyjustice 0
it was a bad pun, which alot of people on here find funny.