Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML
Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML
Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML
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mcicycool 0
that's just creepy.. I say gtfo of there
MoonyIce 0
It was likely just some animals having sex. When they're mating, a lot of animals - foxes especially - can sound rather horrifyingly like a human in distress.
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Comments (183)
Rickilynn1 10
251 - that's not you in your account picture . That's Eska Blake .
PaRaDoX1206 3
have any of you heard the noise of a dying rabbit? because if op lived in the country its a very good possibility that the sound is indeed a dying rabbit
ilovejosh63 0
I'm thirsty
ohmybobbert 16
Not an FML. How did this get posted?
sexynarwhal 6
dont go op i heard thats a serial killer tactic to lure you out of your house
sierrabitch 0
That's more of a creepy story not a FML
gstinson33 5
There are some murderers who will make baby crying sounds outside to get people to come out.
taymill 6
When you find the ghost ask it why are you crying.
chefomon 2
ghosts! ghosts everywhere!
classyorless 2
Foxes can make noises that sound like people screaming or crying. It's creepy, but unless you have seriously bad luck, it's probably an animal.