MoxleyCrue
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
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MoxleyCrue 17
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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CliffyB03 28
Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.
leopardwilliam 22
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not
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span56 13
hey at least it was not some "ducking quackers"
devi_916 39
Birds can be mean. I'm still traumatized and hold a deep fear of geese after being chased across a huge park by an entire gaggle when I was seven.
Nobinx 15
get off your high horse