MoxleyCrue
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
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MoxleyCrue 17
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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CliffyB03 28
Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.
leopardwilliam 22
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not
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Comments (83)
metreman 19
oh-man op you know what you should have done you should have duck gets ready for the tomatoes.
devi_916 39
I have no idea what you're trying to say...
happypenguins 24
It's okay op once I got attacked by a goldfish
helsingmusique18 11
Ducks are vicious, like geese. I avoid at all costs if possible.
MoxleyCrue 17
#notallducks
spatula232 25
At work I get chased by geese. Bloody geese
9a_1z 12
Did you accuse it of fowl play and then duck out of the fight? I'm so sorry.
noellebelle626 19
I was attacked when I was 8... Totally feel you
chosha_fml 27
You ARE higher up the food chain. And the duck doesn't want to get eaten.
p36288 17
Ducks can really be very fierce, that's why here our police station have police ducks, besides police dogs
EarlFug 19
Want to borrow my black lab? I assure you, you will not have a problem with this or any duck again.