MoxleyCrue
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
MoxleyCrue tells us more.
MoxleyCrue 17
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
CliffyB03 28
Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.
leopardwilliam 22
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
ItalianGuy23 6
I play with wild baby ducks every year in my backyard. they hop all over me and I pet them. clearly you did something wrong
MoxleyCrue 17
I did do something wrong. I thought I could peacefully coexist with modern day dinosaurs.
KayDee29 31
Seriously OP. Your comments are making my day. You are absolutely hilarious.
MoxleyCrue 17
I'm glad you enjoy my pain. Will you pay for the therapy I'll need before going near a pond?
KayDee29 31
Maybe. It depends. If you keep making funny jokes I shall consider it.
janfleury 19
At least it was not a Goose. They are proof of a Satan.
PurpleMyth 28
Well that ducks
qwertydude1 19
You totally ducking with me
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Don't feel too bad op. I got my ass handed to me by a goose when I was 2. It knocked me to the floor and drew blood while my parents laughed. ?
Tommy214 20
the ducks will soon take over the world with one attack at a time
Playvet12 3
"Will? Will, is that you?"
samlovesham1234 9
You were probably near a nest and it was protecting its young ones.
MoxleyCrue 17
It was near my personal space and I was protecting my lunch.
doodlebug33 20
Didn't have any grapes?
I_Am_The_Cold 19
Maybe the duck was part titan.