Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
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perdix 31
Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.
whatthefuckcunt 0
you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."
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Comments (92)
lol_our_lives 4
Yeah... Try wearing under garments next time. And by the way, what play was that?
Rowena_fml 1
It might have been something like Chicago or Fosse where the costumes are very revealing and you really can't wear anything underneath them or it will show through. Break a leg, OP!
youshitme 9
It was 'The Bible, The Complete Word of God (Abridged)' During the Adam and Eve scene. (It's a comedy satire on the bible - Australian Premiere, Glen St. Theatre, Belrose, Sydney NSW until Dec 5)
667DarkAve 0
Isn't there another biblical play on at the Sydney Theatre Company soon/now called "The Mysteries: Genesis" or something. Is it just me or are the theatre companies copying each other? And that would have been painfully embarrassing, although, something like that could happen to anyone and I see how it happened to you. (Warm theatre + no elastic = bad move).
youshitme 9
There's something on in the venue at STC called Waiting for Guiness, is that what you mean? I can't see what else it could be, there's nothing I know of there with Genesis in the title ... Hmmm.... You're right, warm theatre (as it definately has been, especially in a show with 38 costume changes) + zero elastic = bad idea ...
667DarkAve 0
It's on right now, called "The Mysteries: Genesis". It's the second in the list on the front page of their website.
youshitme 9
Ah ... So there is ... Might go and see it, let me know if it's any good if you've seen it
blah123blah 0
It would be funnier if you were a girl.
KoreanGuy 0
hahaha
AlivermoreTNA 0
today is the final day of school for 5 days cuz of thanksgiving. its not a bad thing i just wanted to brag. and i spanked a really hot girls ass today and she let me :)
wingedspiritus 0
You're so cool.
joemk2012 0
Say nonchallantly that you go balls out in your acting
KoreanGuy 0
hahaha omg that made my day!!!!!!!!
TedFreakingBundy 0
this OP is so nutty!
purple91 8
hahahaha
DameGreyWulf 1
Downright ******* sexy.
ladiesman14 0
thats a nutty situation to be in.
FromCFL 0
Could've been worse--at least people didn't run away screaming. And for those wondering how he could not notice, hey, it happens! Skimpy outfit, hot stage lights, nerves.... OP: Just grin & bare it!