Cannachick
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out how messed up I am when a guy held a knife to my throat and it turned me on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Perv'
Today, someone tried to rob my boss's store and I had a knife held to my neck. That’s not the FML. The FML is that, for some reason, it excited me and I got a boner. The thief told me I was all kinds of messed up and left without stealing anything. My god, I’m some kind of freak. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Anonymous
Kenya 🌶️ Spicy
Dude, you're really bad at this
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Anonymous
Passionate
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Traumatized knob
Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML
mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
cherry
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pushing it too far
Today, I realized I might have some issues. After some amazing, satisfying rough sex, I started having incredible pain. I went to the hospital and discovered I'd asked him to beat me so hard that he'd cracked a rib. FML
bTOhno
United States
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Top comments
Shawnie Gallant 24
Nothing wrong with that, it can make things more interesting. Not good that a man was threatening your life, though
RichardPencil 32
Mr. Grey will see you now.
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Comments (16)
Shawnie Gallant 24
Nothing wrong with that, it can make things more interesting. Not good that a man was threatening your life, though
LostSoul 20
Were you abused as a kid by chance? I have had a guy choke me, put a knife to my throat,and other things. I was not turned on. was also not afraid. Looked them in the eye and said, " Just do it, I dare you."
25000bees 10
wow quirky
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Had you told this guy this, he would have been caught off guard just as much as you.
RichardPencil 32
Mr. Grey will see you now.
mekiswrite 21
Only if OP looks like his mom.
thisisbutaname 38
No kink shaming
TxKitten79 10
EXACTLY, my friend! Exactly.
Skydome6666 6
are you female? I could hold a Scottish claymore to your throat imagine how much that'd turn you on
BurnInDemonFire 39
Go toss your caber elsewhere.
TxKitten79 10
Oh sweetie, you aren't messed up. Lots of people (myself included) enjoy knife play. Make a FetLife account, and start looking for BDSM lifestyle groups in your area to meet like-minded people who won't judge you, and where you may find a connection.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I couldn't agree more. The BDSM community is full of amazing people and Fetlife is the place to find them. Incidentally, knife play is one of my favorite things of all time and there are many, many people who can ****** just from having a knife held to their throat. One of the reasons why it works is that a part of your mind does not know the difference between sexual excitement and fear. There is a standing joke in the community about "How did you guys meet?" "Well, it was kinda during a mugging".
prettylamemyguy 7
we all have our quirks
merican_redneck4 11
Every one has a kink and if the don’t they are boring don’t worry about it