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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Top comments

datoismyname 22

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments (599)

Skylansmile 11

You're a ******* dick.

awsomedancer101 3

Some people have the same ringtone you could have kept it

ellytoad 13

Gutted.

dream1_fml 5

I hope she reported you to her manager and you got fired!!

mbusey 20

You're a complete asshole.

zannah 9

Idiot, this makes me wanna kill you.

Shindig1 0

That's what you get ya greedy bum.

Billy_Badass 4

I hope you got fired as well.

Jokerswyld 5

1. you're a dumbass for keeping the iPhone 2. next time you decide to steal a phone make sure it off 3. go commit suicide because you're wasting perfectly good oxygen that the rest of us could be breathing