Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Your mom is awesome. Also, YDI.
Hotness101 0
at least you're photogenic!
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Comments (76)
KatieWindow 0
AZ? We have them here in Florida, too. At damn near every traffic light. No more dragging down Monument. -_- They ruin our fun. xDD
Intoxicunt 6
This is the one time I'm GLAD Tennessee is years behind the times. =)
CheshireHalli 19
Same with Kentucky, Intoxi.
shelboo_fml 0
HAHA! My friend was going 95 in a 50 zone and there was a flash. He never did receive anything, though!
shantoast 0
probably didnt have a front license plate. i have a feeling ive gotten out of a couple of camera tickets because i dont have mine on.
purple91 8
hey at least it is a good picture, right
amatayo 0
nice she opens mail that has your name on it.
fluffypoo09 0
the car was probably registered in her parents names, so the ticket got sent to them.
loquita_fml 0
Well duh,,,? Who would be smiling in that scenario????
lifeinhd 3
Ha, I did better than that yesterday! I was going 42 in a 25... school zone. That's a $270 ticket. Somehow I got off with a warning though, despite the fact that I'm male, I'm 16, I'm a new driver, and I thought 15 over was reckless driving. MLIG
Jiggles11 0
that's a 270 dollar fine you could do without you smacktard. Also the whole potentially mowing down people is pretty bad.
lifeinhd 3
But I _am_ doing without it.
Bullshet 0
You broke a law, and according to your pic, you were obviously enjoying it. YDI BTW your mom wins!!
plexico 4
You should have texted to your mom, "I'm glad it wasn't the one of me blowing a hobo in the bus station men's room. Who knew Greyhound used surveillance cameras?"
girlygirl666 0
Hahaha So that's happened to you before, plexico?
plexico 4
Yeah, I hadn't shaved in a couple of days, but the OP wouldn't believe I wasn't a hobo. I'm not allowed back in Arizona, but, oh was it worth it!
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!! ur mom's hilarious!