Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
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Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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timewarpist 1
I doubt it would be in that aisle just for fun.
jessxoxo28 5
wow... ur a dumbass dude u need to grow up
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Comments (80)
jessxoxo28 5
wow... ur a dumbass dude u need to grow up
cerebellum_fml 0
its a girl
waterynuggets 0
We're all dudes, hey!
theblazian 0
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude... WE'RE ALL DUDES! Oh Kel Mitchell.....
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Omg I love Good Burger :D
Intoxicunt 6
Good thing it wasn't Joe Swanson. When he got done with you, you would need a wheelchair.
plexico 4
WIN!
n8equalsd 0
funniest fml ever
Sun_Kissed18 25
Why would you just play around in a wheelchair....?
nuclear 0
What? Why not? Guess it doesn't appeal to everyone..
cerebellum_fml 0
Why does this remind me of the guy in wisconsin that got jail time for shooting his lawnmower.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
LMAO. Thank god, the first funny FML in a week :D
benshady 0
your a ****** asshole imagine if u were handicapped and somebody stole ur wheelchair.
GodsOfWrath 0
yoo gramer sux bich!! (You're obviously retarted, ass-lick).
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You're an assfuck.
kiit_fml 0
Yeah the salvation army in our town is set up so that the random things are right next to the fitting room. Had a wheelchair been there, it would be safe to assume it was there because it was for sale, not for any other reason. Most people would bring their wheelchair inside the fitting room, or have someone with them who could watch it. You didn't know, and at least you brought it back.
GodsOfWrath 0
"benshady" is a fart ass. Quit sticking up for the mentally challenged... they can't even play baseball.