Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
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Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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Top comments
timewarpist 1
I doubt it would be in that aisle just for fun.
jessxoxo28 5
wow... ur a dumbass dude u need to grow up
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Comments (80)
lolhaha118118 0
lol that was a good one, whether you all say hes a jerk or not, this fml is win.
n0thingp3rsonal 0
BAD KARMA
theblueone4 0
HAHA this really made me laugh out loud i don't think this is an FML. as long no one was hurt, and it's not like you knew the wheelchair was in use.
Lifelooser_fml 0
what is wrong with you? do you just take random things belonging to other people on a regular basis?
athos1237 4
ASS!
Madeline69 0
Hey get your own and then challenge them to a race down the aisles >:D
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Grow up ya twit!
CloudEnvy 17
It's all in the timing.
Intellectualist 0
Uhh, if I thought a wheel chair was for sale, I'd totally test it out, but I am incredibly immature and have a child's mind, obviously :) Hell, I bought a waking frame so I could pimp it out. Pimp my wheelchair sounds like a fantastic idea for a t.v. show. 'Yo dawg, I heard you like spokey dokes..'
Cozzies 0
Today I ate a packet of chips that my sister bought for herself. I replaced the packet with one I bought from the shops just as she was going to the cupboard to get them. FML