Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.
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irishdancer 0
Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...
sooper 0
Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"
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LoremIpsumDolor 0
Choose one ******* verb tense!
Guitarist45 0
what a douche
N3VVRmiNd 0
I HATE HYPOCRITES
SweetGuido 0
You should have punched that bitch in the face
dopeman 0
YDI for not slappin' that bitch up-side the head.
MapexRG 0
bitch
Nev09 0
thats when you get up and falcon punch the bitch.
LuxuryProblem 0
HA, that sucks. If that was me, I totally would have told her to shut the hell up a long time ago. People like that are just plain stupid. Sorry man.
rosiegrewup 0
And that was when you smacked her in the face, right?
xFenix81x 0
That is when I would have belted her right in the mouth.