Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.
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irishdancer 0
Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...
sooper 0
Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"
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Comments (266)
ashjo 12
I would have flipped
nhaba1214 19
You should have told that maybe she should shut the **** up.
rmllavaneras 19
I would've punched her in the face.
Phoenix88_fml 6
"Ice da bitch." Norbit
CreepyPickle 9
This reminds me of a time when I went to see a midnight screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. These two German teenagers were talking incessantly to each other, ruining the movie for the other cinema goers. I am a polyglot (speaker of many languages) and aside from my mother-tongue, English, my best language is German. I understood every word they were saying - it was doing dirty things with a ketchup bottle, as in sexually dirty. I wished for that moment I wasn't so fluent in German as what I am. I responded to their chatter, as they thought and voiced (of course in German) that none of us would understand what they were saying. I responded by telling them politely to please be quiet and respect the other cinema goers in their own language. They did not expect that and not a peep was heard from them for the remainder of the movie.
fantasyworld 39
Tell her to shut the hell up.
pennsatucky 12
Fyl man, id of punched the mouth off of her.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Americans.
jstone89 13
I wouldn't have been able to control my temper at that point.. she would have received a fat lip, bloody nose, or black eye. And I would have been sitting my happy butt in jail.. totally worth it. :)