Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.
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irishdancer 0
Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...
sooper 0
Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"
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Comments (266)
BeibertSmitor 10
Silence is Golden: Duck Tape is Silver
Harrisonwoody 3
I woulda told that back to her if I were you.
random1368 0
Dude, you should have totally let the bitch have and yell back twice as loud and poked her shoulder with extreme force.
Humanspider 18
**** THAT BITCH! I love going to the movies and I hate when people talk constantly throughout them.
newburton13 26
Beautiful.
myalleyway 9
what a bitch
boxofrogs 2
I feel like shouting back at her would only make it worse. People like that will never admit to being wrong, and only act worse when called out on something.
musicismylife777 5
Shoulda punched her :/
isb 3
I would have turned around and ******* clocked her
marchelley907 9
dont ya just love people? :)