Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips
Drakon_fml 7
I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.
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pepper2394 0
The McDonalds in Germany suck.
rx0829 0
For everyone saying that at least she isn't a guy, the skin on "lady parts" is mostly mucous membranes... they are MUCH more sensitive. You are essentially comparing getting a burn on your hand versus getting one on the inside of your nose.
nuttinick 0
LOL! next time, get an iced mocha.
embarrassedsis 0
FAKE. this is a classic mcdonalds lawsuit that everybody knows about.
Muchomastrbation 0
Oh yes, because if it happens once it cannot happen again.
idontloveyou_86 0
HOW DID YOU RECOVER WITHOUT SEEING A DOCTOR?
Dianax3 0
For all the idiots who say YDI becuase she put it between her legs. what the hell do you expect her to do she's in a drive through with no cup holders, where the hell was she suppose to put it lol it would've fell either way! Anyways OP that really sucks! My heart goes out to you that would be so painful! I can't dare say YDI becuase I don't think you did! Good luck healing and I hope your okay.
sydefx 0
Your fault for being a fat lazy bitch who couldnt walk her fat ass inside and order the coffee.
Dixie_Normous 0
Wow you've gotta be ******* kidding.
sydefx 0
Nope, I was serious. Hence the reason I said it. Problem?
rx0829 0
You ever think maybe she was on her way to work? Maybe she didn't have time to go inside. Not to mention, I find it VERY hard to believe that you have never been through a fast food drive through before.
sydefx 0
Yeah, I dabbled with the idea that maybe she was on her way to work. But if your a responsible person, you would leave yourself enough time to stop for breakfast and then head to work. If she was running late, then she's irresponsible. I have to be at work at 6:00am. It takes me a 30 minutes to get to work. I leave an hour early to stop for breakfast, and still get to work either be on time (depending on traffic) or earlier. And yes, I've been through a drive-thru before. That is before I was able to drive though. I never go through the drive-thru because Im not lazy. I can walk the 25 feet from my car to the counter and back, and majority of the time, I get my food faster and leave before the lazy people who opt to use the drive thru. Anyone else?
Canadiangerman 0
YDI for eating McDonalds!!!
I_GET_ASS 0
why are you happy?
Aha09 1
Because her sarcasm skills prevailed.
mrzero 0
put some ice