Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips
Drakon_fml 7
I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
OWWWWWW :( That's painful, OP. Sorry. FYL. Had that happen to me before. Hurts like nothing else. Try getting coffee from someplace else, without a drive-thru. You should sue the man who rear-ended you. People like that scream "STUPIDITY" on every level.
22jrdn55 15
well how the hell is he suppose to know that she had coffee between her legs? k hes dumb for rear-ending her car but she should've used this new device thats been invented not a long time ago, its called COP-HOLDER!!
mae93 2
typing fail.
drummer_dude 0
Cop-holder? Never heard of one of those before. Next time try making sure you don't look like an absolute fool before trying to call someone else a fool. OP: Ouch.
getreadysetfml 0
so u were using ur ****** hole as a cup holder
LEPOfficer 0
That's a stupid thing to be happy about. I'd be miserable : /
w100wdm 0
Yes but he still be speaking english reagardless of whether the US was involved in WWII. You see, Norwegian is his first language, English his second. So even if he did speak German as a result of us not defeating Germany, he would still have to learn English as a second language to use it on this website. Regardless of the outcome of the war, he would need to learn his second,language (English) for him to communicate with us as he did.
I_Call_Fake 0
But he wouldn't be using the internet if it wasn't for the US anyway.
sjilje 0
It's hard to say who invented the Internet, but according to the first homepage ever, it was invented in Europe. Sorry. http://info.cern.ch/
RuralNinja 0
It could have been worse, you could have been a guy and gotten 2nd degree burns on your man parts.
pleasedonttellme 0
Do you notice how much crazy shit happens at McD's
w100wdm 0
I agree with you there.
bodiara 0
at least you arent a dude . that'd suck .
Nakedsquirrel 5
I get the feeling you'd be just as surprised to find McDonald's in another state. While we're blowing your mind, did you know people play video games in third world countries? And they have cars and buildings and electricity and and and
tmptmptmp 0
i can see why you put it in kids.