zero_minded12
United States
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0
Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.
Luckster 0
Gotta love how these things are designed. XD
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Puolukka 4
#32 I just automatically assumed that he meant shirt pocket, but said breast pocket to specify that it was right where his nipple is...haha...but you're right it would be so much funnier if there were boobs involved... :p
roflstephh 0
ahahahhahahahahaha oh wow that is so good aahahahahahhahahah oh my god. if that didn't make her fall for you, she sooo isn't worth it
mz200sx 0
OMG ahahahahahahahahah that was HILARIOUS.. and the first fmylife to make me laugh in ages!
sublime93 0
I looove this fml
Lolrus 0
hahha! at least she knows that your funny XD
maedoc 0
to 32/33 and whomever thinks the word breast only applies to women- you are idiots. the word "breast" just means "chest" in the english language. "breast-the outer, front part of the thorax, or the front part of the body from the neck to the abdomen; chest" (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/breast) learn how to use words!
mz200sx 0
agreed with the comment above
LuLu25_fml 0
hahahahaah
xarcanus 0
lol @ # 9. LOL that is priceless OP. Austin Powers popped into my head as soon as I read this, the part where he's seducing the femme-bots. YEAH BABY! I'm sure it had an equally potent effect on her... "error, error, does not compute...too much sexy beast!". Learned your lesson I guess :D
ChillaxMaan 3
Haha, I had to try it myself, just to see how it must have looked.. Thats priceless!