Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was having lunch with a friend when I went on a rant about how much I really dislike my boss, ranting about all his annoying habits. After a long tirade, my friend looked at me awkwardly and said, "You do realize he's my uncle, right?" FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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Top comments
mattmsk005 8
Whose the loser now.
RoseBlack123 37
Even if he was your uncle, why would you slap him and call him a loser...?
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Comments (70)
martin8337 36
Look before you run your big mouth, loser.
katina1236 20
My family and I were at a hot spring one year and my mom looked over at the deeper side of the pool and was happy to see my dad finally relaxing, so she got in and snuck up on him quietly and tickled his foot. He shot up and that's when she realized it wasn't my dad, and just some random man. They had a good laugh about it but it was still embarrasing
Zellania 9
You shouldn't slap him, even if he was your uncle.
Axel5238 29
So you didn't bother to make sure who it was and you slapped them? YDI, at least you didn't throw bread at someone making a duck face Don't mess with someone if you aren't sure it is them or random people.
StateFarm98 10
You just brought back memories of his highschool bully OP!
_Vanie_ 6
Another girl did that to me once. We hung out for the rest of the year.
TheNiceOne 20
This needs a follow-up.
Auromo 14
ROFL
midpri1213 15
We have all been there before
fantasyworld 39
Why don't people check before doing these things?