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dearme United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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HAHAahahahahahahha a i can totally picture it! HAHA

g3n3s1s 0

This is Hilarious!!!

ahahhaha.. I bet it was some Miley Cyrus song.. I know, horrifying!!

my god i laughed for like 5 mins and called my friend to tell them haha! FYL but seriously.. what the hell?

Omg I'm never gonna be able to stop laughing. You just brightened my very shitty day :D

eggwhites 0

WTF how do you get the song and a person mixed up?

pfffff ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! YOU RULE!

givemechikin 0

lol

larforever 0

Hahahaha wow

pfft u think your karate kid or something hahaha