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dearme United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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stxchickshortie 0

Wow. Just wow.

Keep your karate pose, and while trying to seem as threatening as possible, tell the trainer "Yes. For you."

Paradoxasaurus 0

This.

Good job!

littleboyblue 0

Stupid

LMAO this is definitely something I'd do, too. FYL and mine!

AntiChrist7 0

you need an ambulance to the loony house.

lololol111 0

ahahahahahahahah, this is hilarious

lmaoo! thats happened to me before

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fightiiiing" HYAH! That was the song wasn't it?