Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. During the ceremony, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to stifle it, but when I sneezed, my bouquet flew out of my hands and into the groom’s face. It knocked his glasses off, and everyone was silent until the groom finally said, “Are you implying you oppose our marriage?” FML
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Top comments
Ieri 31
I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.
Teyros 24
You're going to go home looking like you got mugged
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Comments (54)
daddysgirl243 21
how does one punch oneself in the face?
lulinator 40
How does one jab one's eye with one's toothbrush while brushing one's teeth? Who knows! But it definitely happens. At least to me. Punching your face while demonstrating how you got punched isn't too far of a stretch.
thisguy22 33
Happen(s)? As in more than once? I think I'd learn that lesson after just one demonstration myself...
RedPillSucks 33
happens is the grammatically correct way to write this. it's not a pluralization.
thisguy22 33
True enough.
AyeJay101 25
Reenactment of your stories must be a huge hit
ILikeKoalas 24
Sounds like you're a bit of a glutton for punishment. :(
tylair 10
Do you mean punchishment? OK I'll leave now.
trey600rr 22
genius!
worldclassrager 41
You gotta roll with the punches OP
mustangbravo 27
While I don't think you deserved it, it was pretty funny at the end. Sorry about the first punch and hopefully the second one will become a funny story to tell.
Dick_diamond 22
Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice, shame on me.. This one's on you, OP..
leogachi 15
How does that saying apply here? Nothing in this FML has anything to do with trust.
Fyrepower 23
Your dedication to your explanation is truly inspiring?
jqmalang 17
I like the way you tell stories. Giving realistic examples.
carcinoid 17
FYL for getting punched YDI for punching yourself