Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
Today, I was so distraught during my mother’s funeral that I hadn’t been paying attention to anything around me. At some point, my kids changed my ringtone to “Ding dong the witch is dead” and turned my phone to full volume. They called while I was doing her eulogy. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
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TheDeafWalrus 8
They climbing up yo window, and snatchin yo people up.
GlitterValentina 12
At least it wasn't "I could make your bed rock."
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Comments (107)
melissabeebe 6
I don't see how it was embarrassing for you? It wasn't your phone that went off?
Samster2000 9
Well I'm sure the priest enjoyed a song warning you about a rapist...
monkeytater96 23
My grandmas goes off ALL the time. Moms goes off about 3 times a year.
mgrabi01 10
She ratchet! Lol jk. That sucks!
Sarow_96 13
YOUR MOM IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD LOVE HERR I WISH MY MOM WAS THAT COOL
doLLe 21
Thats what you get for going to church
chickenwingz 5
"This is the Word of the Lo..." "You are really dumb, so dumb, fo' real!"
DanielleinDC 34
FYL in two ways: Your mom has "Bed Intruder" as her ring tone, and she apparently doesn't know better than to turn her mobile off in church! On the other hand, at least it wasn't "Dear God" by XTC.
darkmis1 18
This is what the silent/vibrate setting is for.
duckiegirl21 10
I would've went with "The Number of the Beast" instead.
konstantinos616 17
Thumbs up for Iron Maiden