Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a famous celebrity, but I accidentally hit the video record button and recorded myself walking away from them instead. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, on a crowded dance floor, it was a perfect opportunity for a candid photo. I took one step back without looking and bumped straight into the cake table, then watched in slow motion as the entire cake tipped and slid off. FML
Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter, and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
****. It's always ****.
rcgirl2 11
What was the loud video of?
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Comments (124)
josebaseball11 14
****, I see...smooth.
thatnucca 36
Way to break the silence...
lolfood 24
Was it ****?
lolfood 24
I bet it's **** (FML didn't let me finish the comment)
NothernNightmare 18
I sincerely hope it wasn't the video of your loud sexual escapades with tiny Mexican midgets. Because that would certainly attract the curious stares of wedding attendees!
Branflakes78 13
stfu you gross ****
NothernNightmare 18
Oooo kid can't take a joke! Just try to be humorous a little harder next time! After all this is the Internet.
Trisha_aus 15
Mexican midget? Mario?? Oh wait, nvm...I was thinking of this tiny bloke named Mario, who has a brother named luigi and they are not after donkey kong, they are karate teachers.
HeyMondayAddict 4
Mario is Italian...
laden_swallow09 35
You tried too hard, 51. Just let it happen…
The_CL0GGER 0
OK, you're in the spotlight, just chill, play it cool, record more video, nothing happened. Unless as previously stated it was during when people objected to the wedding, that would be akward.
Trisha_aus 15
Akward? Hmmm...learn something new everyday..but what could it mean...that akward.
lolfood 24
Although one thing I'm wondering, wouldn't you have paused it right away? If you let your **** sit there running, then you totally deserved it, dumbass.
ThisBeAUsername 6
When all else fails, blame it on lending your camera to a friend.
Baconman345 9
The sequel to Wedding Crashers?
ICastillo 25
Op just look around and say " This isn't where I parked my car" and just walk off man.
Aspen_Grace33 27
It wasn't a homemade sex tape was it?!