Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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theman34 0
you dick
roflstephh 0
this is why you listen in school.
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Comments (170)
girlygirl666 0
@15- Yes. Yes you do...
abbeyrios 0
dumbass
XR6Falcon 0
you should be run over by the school bus
epound28 0
You sir, win an internets.
Turtles_rock 0
BITCH
Sekococo 0
your moment of silence is coming for you soon OP and then you can R.I.P. but hey your excuse was that you mentally handicap but you spoke proper english so it wont slide. Y-D-I
jeaniechic 0
ass.
Quiet_one 22
This is why I can't stand being around high schoolers - so many of them think it's funny to be attention ******. Even when I was in high school/middle school people like this annoyed me. If you look around, you'll probably find that your classmates don't like you much either. Even if it was just quiet for no reason, shouting "It's too quiet!" still wouldn't be funny. You just wouldn't look like as much of an ass.
Masochistic 0
Completely agreed.
Ascaryrobot 0
Hmmm, it's quiet...
ColdGold 6
clueless much? Now everyone knows you're an immature ass, you'll have to start being aware of your surroundings. We'll be listening for the pop.
The_Toxic_Mite 0
Yeeouch!!! Definitely FYL! :(