Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and tried to break the ice by making a joke. In doing so, I accidentally insulted the interviewer’s favorite football team. He spent the next 10 minutes explaining why I was wrong. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Haha, Giggity. I would have hired you for saying that! :D good luck in the next job interview.
FMLbutYDI 17
Lol. Don't do that at job interviews.
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Comments (97)
mackdeezy 22
Have a sense of humor, but keep it proffessional. honestly sometimes interviewers are looking for ways to trap you.
SasaCeceGogo 18
You WERE fishing for attention. YDI, OP.
illegalbeagle69 23
Better than fishing for crabs..
LissaMccracken 23
Well someone doesn't have a sense of humor! I would have hired you, that's funny :D
razz122 5
You also aren't running or interviewing for a company.
LissaMccracken 23
I'm not!? D: *tear*
webbface 25
Damn, 32 harsh much? You should go **********. Helps me be nice. :)
HeartOfLead 24
Stealing jokes from 30 Rock, huh? Now I sea why you didn't get the job.
CharresBarkrey 16
That joke had been around long before 30 Rock was.
russfml 31
They did that joke in 30 rock? No kidding way before that show lmfao, I think that joke evolved with fishing and masturbating so I'm guessing its been around for god knows how long
BlowinChronic 18
Sea? Really? It's "see", dumbass.
BradTheBrony 19
It's a pun. Have you been blowing too much chronic?
JhovannyA 7
Lol hilarious. Time and place for everything my friend.
cutiedimples 13
Off to McDonald's I guess…
Obey_StudBoii 23
I don't like pickles on my hamburger lol.
alwayswinning123 7
Maybe you should go for a job that has to do with fishing
Warmonger_Smurf 29
This week on deadest catch: Greenhorn "master baiter" starts his new job with the crab fleet.
perdix 31
A master-baiter couldn't land a job? Surely, they could at least try out your skills in the Hand Department.
mweb8416 11
Sounds like the interviewer has a non-existent sense of humour..