Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and it's not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked, "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I was told I can’t wear a nose ring at my new job because several customers "don’t like it." It’s a very small nose ring and the job is a shack that serves food through a window. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview and was rejected for having a 'visible' tattoo. It's white ink, so you can't see it unless you look super closely. The only reason they knew about it was because I was honest and mentioned it when asked if I had any tattoos. I guess honesty is not the best policy. FML
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arienh4 0
That'd be a true, but short FML. "Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. FML"
0___0 9
What do you expect of a McDonald's manager?
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Comments (34)
DeafChef 0
as soon as i read "interview at McDonalds" i clicked "i agree, your life sucks"
VictoriaShu_fml 0
I was thinking the same! xD
Nacirema20 0
lmao!!! that bites...! FYL. and to the people saying that the real FML is her getting a job at McDonald's... she could be young and need a job to make it through college... doesn't mean she's a loser... unless she plans on this being her permanent job...
Hartzfeld 0
I just turned 16. I have had a job at a landscaping business for 2 years and now have a job at Texas Roadhouse instead. OP must be absolutely desperate or just an idiot applying at mcdonalds
amazinggbaby 2
In this economy, sometimes mcdonalds is a last resort. Would you rather swallow your pride or starve? I also highly doubt that a landscaping bussiness would hire a 14 year old, unless your related to someone in the bussiness.
Lolbrittany 0
i think thats ignorant of you to say and i agree with #14 /: maybe it's her first job, everybody's gotta start somewhere.
cr1sis 0
dont work at mcdonalds man just dont if i were you id go to a grocery store for a job lol
A2006Artist 0
I did both and they are at the same level very terrible jobs. but at the mcdonalds I worked at no one told the girls they had to take out there lip peircings
Mauskau 36
YDI for applying at McDonalds. Unless you like looking at horrendously fat people and annoying, screaming kids all day, don't EVER apply.
Endelasia 0
I work at mcdonalds. and quite honestly it's one of the best things I have ever done so far in my life. I love the job. plus if you work for Maccas you get pretty good discounts at other stores. like movies and clothing and shit.
Dilwann 27
Agreed. Both me and my sister work at Quick, the Belgian version of McDonalds. It's awesome working there. Pays really well and you get an hour lunch time with free food. And my coworkers are all awesome as well.
Sylvasa 15
I hope you got the job anyway, maybe you can get the mole removed with the money you make working there ;)
biancak105 10
I have a mole on my eyebrow and people constantly mistake it for a piercing too. Does my head in... They are so stupid.
ashleyylove3 22
Orr instead of stooping yourself down to the fast food job level you can dodge a bullet by going to school and getting educated for a better job!
SPN_lover666 27
Who said OP isn't going to school? Newsflash, College is expensive and many college students get jobs at McDonalds to pay for their tuition.
FweakofCydonia 40
A lot of college and uni students work at MacDonalds. You pay for tuition, a long-term investment. Jobs fill the gap by providing money in the short-term. However, given the market slump, some people need to be working for longer periods of time. Tuition in North America has increased by 150-200% (in a decade) while the average wage has only increased 5-10% (also a decade). Do you see how the numbers don't add up? So there's nothing wrong with working at MacDonalds. Whatever pays the bills. Maybe this is OP's first job interview. Maybe OP is young.
Shadowvoid 33
Well, did you remove it to get the job?