Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
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Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
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Comments (368)
bigman312 3
I would've taken the cart and hit him over the head with it
nitewolf2 0
I would've decked him in the face
mcsteamy88 0
WTF! I hope you punch that s.o.b.! I would have laid that guy out!
angiedancesalott 8
omg, thats terrible. im sure the man was half blind, your son is probably adorable, considering hes only 3.
uncookedyew 4
why do u comment on all the fmls?
DelPiero10 0
that's so mean! I hope that guy slips and falls and breaks something.
Sha41491 0
shoulda beat his old fragile ass.
joker4554 0
ROFL!!!
QWERTYCommander 5
Idea: Wait until your son is older, maybe in his late teens. Have him go to where ever the guy resides (if he didn't die of old age already) Have him beat the living shit out of him. Since he'd most likely be really old when your son gets to that age group, his bones will be very fragile too, so the beating will be either serious or fatal!
Nm_fml 10
omg that is so wrong!!!! The mother of that man should have used condoms because his ugliness is inside!!!!