Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
AlicefromIreland tells us more.
What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
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TheDog6 24
She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!
Juicenub 25
Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?
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Comments (88)
UTIGUY 2
a huge woman disappeared? must have been watching david copperfield.
dirty_dan_ 15
If somebody stole my phone, I would be absolutely ******. The things I have on here O_O
Redoxx_fml 22
Come on you can't peak our curiosity and then not reveal what you have one there. Atleast a clue or two
crudeandrudeguy 29
Boob pics, homemade **** and gay Bert and Ernie fan fiction?
LilMissCanadian 22
I shiver at the thought of the fanfiction.
kaitlynjane 28
Gotta love that Rule 34.
hkhan24 23
It's like she vanished into fat air
Kaaaykuhn 6
Wow that truly sucks, l feel for ya man.
AlicefromIreland 16
What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
Jared900DUmpling 30
If you knew what she looked like you could have have probably reported her to the guards nearby (assuming there were some) and if they saw her they could stop her. It's a bit too late for that now, I guess. Sorry OP, I'd hate it if that happened to me too, especially considering what I keep on there O.O
chuka81 27
More importantly, how those a "morbidly obese" woman out run you and completely disappear from a concert. Shouldn't that be very difficult?
chuka81 27
More importantly, how those a "morbidly obese" woman out run you and completely disappear from a concert. Shouldn't that be very difficult?
oceanbrickfire 21
#45, I think because OP was at a concert, and the area they were in was congested, OP lost sight on the woman.
srhearrell 21
If you have an iPhone specifically, Google Find my iPhone, or use another Apple device that has the find my iPhone app (signed into your account). You can locate it and when its location comes up, call the police to report a theft. Just don't tell it to make a noise; that could prompt her or whomever has it to delete the device. Good luck!
swampbaby985 30
Did you happen to have Find my iPhone turned on?
IronMan_Mk43 20
Report it to the gardaí if you can
extremereviews 26
If you threw it in the air YDI
TallMist 32
You replied to OP's follow up, so there's no reason you shouldn't know that OP did it by complete accident.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
You do realize......Apple has an app...... Labeled "utilities"..... Called find my iPhone?
randomcritic 14
Did you try the "find my phone" option op?
spirirflame3222 8
Hard not to spot her lol
jvanevery 19
well there's a lesson you need to install the app that will let you find your phone and or disable it and reset it lard woman probably isn't bright enough to figure that out did you call your service provider and ask them to disable your phone
jleach287 11
Hopefully it had a passcode. Sorry OP
niallo 23
Borrow someone's iPhone and use the find my phone app/feature. It will track it down to a couple of hundred yards. Then call it (not much use at a concert, but after). If that doesn't work, brick it. If it has the latest updates (as in one of the last 4), you can remotely wipe it. It then can't be restored or reassigned to another person without your Apple ID. Hence, brick it. Because that's all it will be good for.
thebearhunter7 18
There is such a thing called find my iPhone through iCloud...
Hyenayena 27
Hey OP! Similar thing happened to a friend. She left it at the mall, slipped out of her pocket without her noticing. She used the "find my iPhone" app and got it back really quickly! She found. The address the iPhone was in, and called the cops to report a theft. Then she showed up at the guys house and took it back because the cops didn't do shit
momof3honeybee 13
Hopefully you have find my iphone. If not someone just upgraded.