Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
AlicefromIreland tells us more.
What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
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TheDog6 24
She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!
Juicenub 25
Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?
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Comments (88)
thejonac 21
all i can say is that i bet it was all part of the plan, your hand felt slippery, didn't it ?
052402 7
How did a "huge lady" disappear?
dansco 25
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. Or runs off lol
trashboat11 14
Then how did u post this. Stupid ass mother ******
Suzi_d16 27
People have internet access via devices other than phones. Dumbass!
xluciferx666 21
Throw some chicken nuggets in the air she would have come back so fast
Tsukiyomi 16
I hope she gets curb checked
ThatOneAstro 15
I hope you find her and get your phone back and she serves time in jail
beeferjay 34
throw your hands in the air wave them like you just dont care you get your phone stolen by rotunda... y d i
JKPwnage 27
If it's an iPhone, you should be able to go on Find My iPhone on the Apple website and locate it and/or lock it down
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
Android is better