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Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML

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AlicefromIreland 16

What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...

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TheDog6 24

She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!

Juicenub 25

Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?

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Comments (88)

RainbowLibster 17

Sorry but 'caught'.

DaRito 25

Well how did that happen unless you threw your phone, and why would you throw your phone?

Guru_Gal 12

You deserve it. Just voting wasn't good enough, so I had to write it. You don't get any sympathy from me.

bettywon86686 6

caught****

Redoxx_fml 22

Because the the stars make you better than the five people who posted they before you

wow_FML03 12

Who the hell tells the audience to wave their phone in the air???

ohSNAPyall 27

People who just don't care.

wow_FML03 12

Your profile picture says it all

VeganVampyre 27

Most of the concerts I've been to, they'll play that one slow/romantic song and get everyone to turn on the flashlight on their phone and wave them in the air. You know, like how they used to wave lighters before they got banned from concerts. It's really not uncommon and it actually looks super cool, but you do have to be smart enough to actually hold on to your phone so something like this doesn't happen.

kaitlynjane 28

#38 that was perfect. Just.. absolutely perfect. Now I can't stop giggling like a moron.

Googolman 29

The FML was just edited. Unfortunately "cought" is also incorrect.

kimespinosa 13

Was this at the Billboard fest by any chance

chuka81 27

How does it matter? Unless you're a repentant phone catching giant woman who wants to return OP's phone.

Kittyphysics 21

could be the same thing happened to them and they want to collaborate in pressing charges.

worldclassrager 41

This is rhe only time I leave my phone in my car...just photos are a bit iffy depending on the show...