Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML
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Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?
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Top comments
JMichael 26
did she apologetically wipe it off?
Chanti_fml 26
I feel for you! Hot beverages give the nastiest burns :(
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Comments (119)
limegreenpoopie 31
Oucchhhh :(
Creed_Aprooved 12
you didn't want a refil.. liar, liar pants on fire...
amccaul1976 8
was she polite and blow them cool for you?
wheelchairchick 11
you drink coffee at a bar?
upallnight11 19
Is there something wrong with drinking coffee at a bar or...
toaster87 19
I'm glad I'm not the only thinking that.. I go to the bar alcohol, not coffee.
RedPillSucks 33
bars serve all sorts of drinks. if you go early in a day, some serve breakfast.
RealSuperSand 21
Better Call Saul!
Witchylady 18
Well that was her stupid fault. Why would anyone pour hot coffee into a cup that was originally on someone's lap. Misguided and just plain stupid.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I'm confused why the cup was in your lap in the first place.
saymynamess 19
I think its her fault, who on the earth do refills of hot liquids while the cup is still in the hand of the customer?
worldclassrager 41
Looks like the cook burned the your nuts...hope the rest of your meal was good... Apologies for this horrible pun
vikky538 29
You didn't exactly tell her where to refill the coffee.