Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML
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Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?
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Top comments
JMichael 26
did she apologetically wipe it off?
Chanti_fml 26
I feel for you! Hot beverages give the nastiest burns :(
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Comments (119)
sophsworldxo 10
Drinking coffee at a bar??
Zgamerz 11
Is the waitress okay?
peachykeen93 17
Sue. Sue them hard and be rich!
Aimskool 10
Bar and coffee? Not my typical scene
morganmck 15
Why were you drinking coffee at a bar?
saymynamess 19
Good point!
radarsat 13
Man that must burn more than my herpes
moonchic 16
Ouch, that has happened to me before except it was ice cold water, so not as bad, but I still had to walk around New York City for another four hours with wet pants and getting weird looks
A1NoSauce 17
Either way sounds like a good lawsuit
danimal_crackerz 26
A
MdMan2 23
My crotch hurts in sympathy, OP.