Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML
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Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?
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Top comments
JMichael 26
did she apologetically wipe it off?
Chanti_fml 26
I feel for you! Hot beverages give the nastiest burns :(
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Comments (119)
Alicimo 11
I'm so sorry OP! Burns are the worst, I hope you feel better soon.
rockwrench 18
Best comment 42. LMAO.
pete9913 23
If the McDonald's case set a precedent, you'll be very rich soon.
subzero22 8
Wow that waitress should have waited for you to move it I mean who fills a cup of Coffey between someone's legs...
jezka374 15
Good job for moving the cup out of you lap, shitty job on her end for expecting you to keep the cup there...
Brandon1000 10
What waitress in their right mind would pour coffee into a cup that's on someone's lap?
soulcrusher11 16
A- if ur a dude she wants the d B- if ur a woman she wants the v C- either way/she likes it hot
inolongercare 19
I a sure it was an accident, that that still socks OP, I am sure the waitress feels like this was an fml for her too.
mimidamian 15
that's why you always grab the cup and fill it AWAY from the customer.
greengreengreen 13
why would she even attempt to do that on your lap (refill a cup)?