Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, to make a good impression, I brought in homemade blueberry muffins for my newish coworkers. Everyone loved them, up until the guy with a nut allergy had to be rushed to the hospital. Turns out my almond milk wasn’t as "nut-free" as I thought. Welcome to the team! FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
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Top comments
Hippo_Holiday 19
That is disgusting, why would she do that?! Does she think she's making pornography? That is not acceptable even to the lowest of standards!
kidcool97 4
testing is standard in all hospitals anytime they come in contact with bodily fluids
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Comments (46)
ARISKomuniszt 24
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
kevingirl 6
tested for what?
kidcool97 4
I think that is a crime
Septembero 15
Surely hope the tests will be a piece of cake.
corky1992 33
Probably shouldnt be eating anything that isnt store bought and unopened. Hospitals shouldnt trust food from strangers.
Etweens96 25
That's just messed up on so many levels. I really hope there's a law against that. I am so so sorry you had to deal with that. Like seriously that woman needs to be in a psych ward.
SteelSoul5 9
Wth?! That is so gross !! People are so f-ed up. What was she thinking? Sick joke on her part
Lemou_fml 25
Why would anyone at a hospital accept and eat food from strangers?
Talented73 54
At least it wasn't some guy's ****.
LittlemissCommunist 6
That is disgusting, you can breastfeed your baby, sure, I am all for that but don't use it as an ingredient in food you are serving other people, it should be illegal to do this ******* disgusting act, and if you did at least tell people BEFORE they eat it, we don't know what nasty shit is in your body and hell, some people would be uncomfortable at the thought of eating that cake, I know I would.