Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, to make a good impression, I brought in homemade blueberry muffins for my newish coworkers. Everyone loved them, up until the guy with a nut allergy had to be rushed to the hospital. Turns out my almond milk wasn’t as "nut-free" as I thought. Welcome to the team! FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
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Top comments
Hippo_Holiday 19
That is disgusting, why would she do that?! Does she think she's making pornography? That is not acceptable even to the lowest of standards!
kidcool97 4
testing is standard in all hospitals anytime they come in contact with bodily fluids
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Comments (46)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How do you know the cake was for you? If the lady said so, and told you AFTER the fact that she used breast milk, you could probably sue her, especially if you have something as a result.
ErinShannon 27
Can someone explain to me why the OP would need tested? I'm guessing because its someone elses bodily fluid but I'm not sure and you only learn things by asking so yeah, any insight would be appreciaed.
Dawn Cain 3
Uhhhhh since when does a cake recipe call for milk? I call BS
Treveyon56 14
This is a joke right? No one is this retarded.
middleagednurse 22
This actually happened at my work in the neonatal ICU. But it was pudding instead of cake.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, that would have taken a LOT of milk!
Davros 12
tested for what, colic?