Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
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cookies61889 15
it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter
chicagolady 3
Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..
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Comments (297)
ProhibitionRose 14
your girlfriend has shitty parents
ProhibitionRose 14
Luckily the brides family usually pays for the wedding. Perfect time for payback. And...you shouldn't judge someone by their family.
Xpensive 0
welcome to life as a man, get use to it
JinSaysNever_fml 0
Lolol
Arzee_fml_fml 0
$95??!!! That's nothing...why are you complaining anyway? At least they're letting their daughter go out with you...lol
gravyboatk 0
A dinner that costs $95 for four people is not "expensive". Where'd you take her, the Olive Garden?
ashleeyka 13
First of all, he said they were going to the prom meaning they are in high school. $95 is a lot to a high schooler. Second, no normal restaurant would cost 95 for 4 people. That's almost 25 dollars a person and an average restaurant costs about 10-15 dollars a person. And third, Olive Garden is one of these average priced restaurants and a dinner for 4 there would probably cost 50-60 dollars. And anyway, you say it like it's a bad thing? Olive Garden is a great restaurant for the price.
djmixon 0
time to break up
dudeitscheyenne 0
WTF!
harbqll 0
They're trying to get rid of you, and I can see why. You're clearly an idiot.
skinollie 0
she comes from bad stock, move on